Last Week’s Wackest Hip Hop Headlines [May 14-May 20]

Written by Tyler Hakes. Published: Monday, May 21, 2012.

Last Week's Wackest Hip Hop Headlines [May 14-May 20]

5. Da Brat’s Tomboy-Inspired Movie Screening Outfit: Hit or Miss

Site: TheBoombox.com

Oh, my bad, you were surprised that Da Brat — who was just realized from a three-year prison sentence for cracking a club hostess over the head with a bottle of rum — doesn’t always dress lady-like? I thought you had a bit of common sense. My bad.

 

4. T.I. Does Not Understand Why Some Are “So Against” Gay Marriage

Site: HipHopDX.com

I get it. You guys really needed a reason to mention T.I. That’s the only explanation I can think for a headline that’s clearly based on the epitome of not news. “To be absolutely honest with you, I don’t care.” You wrote it in the damn article yourself. The dude just doesn’t care about it. Why did you make it into a headline?

 

3. Eminem Warned 50 Cent Not To Die From A Hamburger

Site: HipHopDX.com

What? It really is just about name dropping at this point, isn’t it?

 

2. Seven Things XXL Wants to See from Kanye on Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Site: XXLMag.com

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what a face-palm looks like. Y’all are coming up with projections about things you want to see Kanye do on a reality TV show about an entirely-irrelevant chick that’s only famous for her promiscuity and big ass? Word, all right. Do your thing.

 

1. Hip-Hop Rumors: J.Cole Says Too Many Rappers “Fighting For Attention” On Twitter

Site: AllHipHop.com

Pssst… Hey, uh, AllHipHop.com…. I don’t think that word — “rumor” — means what you think it means. Generally, when people say things specifically, in a video interview, aloud — it’s not really just a “rumor” any more. Oh, and by the way: No duh.

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